Monday, August 31, 2009

Where I am

Hello my devoted and oh so humble readers. I thought I should give an update as to what I am doing and how the plans are going for my trip.

WELL, I just moved into an apartment with Gordy and his women friend Sarah. It took about a week but we are pretty much settled in now. All we need now is a dining room table and we are officially done. We also need an efficient internet connection as we are currently just picking up all of the unsecured networks around us and they are not to reliable.

The trip got put on a BIG TIME hold because I just got a promotion and I have no free time anymore. I will be bringing in more money but since I moved out, I now have more bills. What a shitty system, but that's life.

I am planning a new trip now to New York to go see one of my super best friends Bundle, also known as Kap, also known as Alexandra. I have not figured out when I am going or how much this trip will cost, but it will be happening in the next year for sure. It is going to be awesome and the adventure there should prove to be an exciting time for everyone involved. I have one confirmed crew member. The Magnificent Maggie Jensen. A true believer in the go to New York cause. When the time comes we shall sally forth into the great wilderness of the American east coast to discover and solve all of its most wondrous mysteries. And when we have arrived it will be the most grand of occasions. We will drink mead and eat upon the most succulent meats of the city. I can't wait.

Other than all of that life has been about the same. Just enjoying every day to the fullest. I really have nothing to complain about. We are in an economic tragedy with unemployment higher than it has been for a looooooong time and I just got promoted. To sum everything up... life is great and I hope to see you all there.

Also owls and moose are crazy blood thirsty fuck monsters that need to be taken care of like we took care of the zombies. DESTROY THEIR BRAINS.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Ghoul Citizenship

I figure the best way to start this blog is to explain a little about it. I want it to be a place to update some of what I am doing, but also some of my ideas and thoughts on things. Zombies may be an ongoing topic as will the possible collaboration of owls and moose to overthrow the human race. I will also be explaining my plans to take a trip around the country on a motorcycle.

The current standings of this trip are bleak. I have a route planned and that is about it. I am going to have to get a new job that can give me full time so I can start to save some money. The first step is getting a bike and license. Then figure out where I will be staying and how much this trip will cost. Ultimately my goal is to write a book about all of my travels and the people I meet.

Now for some of the serious stuff. In the not to distant future I have a feeling zombies may come to be a truly unfortunate plague upon our lives. I imagine we will have to wipe them out from existence. But, and this is a very large but, what if we are able to live beside them in some way. What if we go America on their asses and make them citizens. GHOUL CITIZENSHIP. A truly interesting concept, but I will go into more detail later.

I hope you enjoy this blog and continue to read.